Q: What do you call a bunny with a
large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: What did the Easter Egg say to
the boiling water?
A: It's going to take awhile to get
me hard I just got layed by some chick!
Q: Did you hear about the lady whose
house was infested with Easter eggs?
A: She had to call an
eggs-terminator!
Q: What do you call a rabbit with
fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: Why was the little girl sad after
the race?
A: Because an egg beater!
Q: What do you get if you pour
boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A: a hot cross bunny
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate
the most?
A: Fry-days.
Q: What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A: A chocolate one!
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide
Easter eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know
he's been fucking the chickens!
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at
night?
A: They don't want to get "beat
up".
Q: Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make
noise when he has sex?
A: Because he has cotton balls.
Q: Why couldn’t the Easter egg
family watch T.V.?
A: Because their cable was
scrambled.
Q: What do you get when you cross a
rabbits foot with poison ivy?
A: a rash of good luck.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a
dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q: What do you call Easter when you
are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: How should you send a letter to
the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde
chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille
O'Neal?
A: They're both famous for stuffing
baskets!
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny
like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
Q: What happened to the egg when he
was tickled too much?
A: He cracked up.
Q: What do you call ten rabbits
marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter
egg?
A: Egg-zosted!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so
upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny
dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
Q: "Why are you studying your
Easter candy?"
A: "I'm trying to decide which
came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Q: What do you get when you find a
rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
Q: Why are people always tired in
April?
A: Because they just finished a
march
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What happened when the Easter
Bunny caught his head in the fan?
A: It took ears off his life!
Q: What's red and blue and sogs up
your Easter basket?
A: Coloured scrambled eggs!
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the
road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day
off.
Q: What does the Easter Bunny get
for making a basket?
A: Two points, just like anyone
else.
Q: How can you find the Easter
bunny?
A: Eggs (x) marks the spot.
Q: What would you call the Easter
Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an
egg!
Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his
head?
A: Because he had a eggache!
(headache)
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down
the road?
A: He was making the Movie
Q: What's pink, has five toes, and
is carried by the Easter Bunny?
A: His lucky people's foot!
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny
after a hard day's work?
A: Tired.
Q: What's the Easter Bunnys favorite
Story?
A: A Cotton Tale
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny
arrested?
A: He was charged with Hare-assment!
Q: What did the rabbit say to the
carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: What does a rooster say to a hen
he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!
Q: What did the bunny put over his
sore?
A: A eggage.
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