vineri, 18 aprilie 2014

Almost all Q&A on Easter

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Q: What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?
A: It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!

Q: Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
A: She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!

Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race?
A: Because an egg beater!

Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A: a hot cross bunny

Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.

Q: What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A: A chocolate one!

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's been fucking the chickens!

Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".

Q: Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex?
A: Because he has cotton balls.

Q: Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.?
A: Because their cable was scrambled.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy?
 A: a rash of good luck.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
 A: By hare mail!

Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

 Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!

Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A: He cracked up.

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Egg-zosted!

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
 A: He was having a bad hare day!

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!

Q: "Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
A: "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!

Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
A: It took ears off his life!

Q: What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
A: Coloured scrambled eggs!

Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q: What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
A: Two points, just like anyone else.

Q: How can you find the Easter bunny?
A: Eggs (x) marks the spot.

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
A: He was making the Movie

Q: What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
A: His lucky people's foot!

Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
A: Tired.

Q: What's the Easter Bunnys favorite Story?
A: A Cotton Tale

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny arrested?
A: He was charged with Hare-assment!

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!

Q: What did the bunny put over his sore?
A: A eggage.

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